Well, the great Superbowl is over, which I didn't care about in the first place, so now, it's time to focus on Valentine's day. A day where, for most of us out there that are single, is one of the worst days ever, due to our friends who are married/paired off with someone. It's just a general problem.

I vote that everyone who is single should be given one legal day with a hooker every year, on February 14th. America would be several times happier and more productive, and the GDP might go up if people get some poon-tang.

Anyways, I'm working on a Valentine's Day flash, which is also going to be my first flash EVER. Believe me, I believe in quality, so I'm starting early in order to perhaps get it out on time or a little earlier than Valentine's Day on Sunday.

A few things though-- since I'm not too keen on my parents hearing me swearing, I'm doing all the voice acting for this in Spanish, since I'm fluent in it anyways, and my parents wouldn't be able to understand it anyways. But, don't worry, because I will definitely English subtitle it for all of you who aren't keen on learning or understanding "bean speak". I'll do more in English later, just not for my first submission, if I want to get in in on time.

Also, keep a lookout for more flash from me after that soon enough, considering I'm getting my Genius tablet in the mail early in the week, enabling me to finish up the volume of animating in CS4, which was a total waste of $250 for that one class I took where we had to attempt to use the very difficult Inverse Kinematics that didn't work well anyways. I feel a little ripped off by school and by Adobe. LOL.

Anyways, I woke up at 7am this morning to actually do a massive amount of minor artwork for the flash, while hopefully, my tablet that I bought, using the power of my Inner Jew, will come tomorrow or Wednesday. I bought it for $28, but I only paid $1.11 out of pocket since I had stuff in my Paypal from people contributing to my fund to buy a WaCom, which I decided I didn't need brand name to get the job done for a while.

I've worn the same wardrobe for 7 years, why should I buy something overpriced anyways?

But, I digress... I've got to get back to work on this.

I will leave you with this:

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I would hire Link or Zelda, because they're easy. They both have their pro's and cons.

Zelda's magic pouch can hold as much as you want, but you've gotta crouch down and press A to enter her.
Link's dong makes anyone friendly do the f*ck walk, but he wants you to lick his butt.

Don't even bothering calling the King's hotline. That's way too many damn numbers.