Total Medals Earned: 870 (From 142 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,850 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/110 points)
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 6/15 (30/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 12/16 (320/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Beat the entire game.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/380 points)
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.