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Retreating to NG to try and stoke a piece of myself to survive.

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Posted by fmbray - February 14th, 2010


Well, this sucks that I can't find any voice actors. It makes me particularly antsy that nobody's responded and it's so hard to find people to voice act for you on here. Ugh.

Anyways, I've actually finished a script for a flash, but it's not one of the Safety Legion, but instead, it's one about going to Uruguay.

Anyways, I'm going to go pout in the corner until I can find peeps to voice act for me. Lol.


Posted by fmbray - February 11th, 2010


I've found my idea for my first flash, brought about by a certain idea generator here on NG.

I'm getting right to work on it as soon as I get my tablet delivered to my door today. I'm EXCITED!

Here are just a few highlights of my project:

*1337 Girl Squad
*The Ready Chaps
*Foxy Women save the Princess.
*Sasha and Mahlia Obama get kidnapped by the elderly.
*A leprous gentleman must save Satan.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I might even make a two part episode if I get tired of trying to do all of it at once. LOL.


Posted by fmbray - February 8th, 2010


Well, the great Superbowl is over, which I didn't care about in the first place, so now, it's time to focus on Valentine's day. A day where, for most of us out there that are single, is one of the worst days ever, due to our friends who are married/paired off with someone. It's just a general problem.

I vote that everyone who is single should be given one legal day with a hooker every year, on February 14th. America would be several times happier and more productive, and the GDP might go up if people get some poon-tang.

Anyways, I'm working on a Valentine's Day flash, which is also going to be my first flash EVER. Believe me, I believe in quality, so I'm starting early in order to perhaps get it out on time or a little earlier than Valentine's Day on Sunday.

A few things though-- since I'm not too keen on my parents hearing me swearing, I'm doing all the voice acting for this in Spanish, since I'm fluent in it anyways, and my parents wouldn't be able to understand it anyways. But, don't worry, because I will definitely English subtitle it for all of you who aren't keen on learning or understanding "bean speak". I'll do more in English later, just not for my first submission, if I want to get in in on time.

Also, keep a lookout for more flash from me after that soon enough, considering I'm getting my Genius tablet in the mail early in the week, enabling me to finish up the volume of animating in CS4, which was a total waste of $250 for that one class I took where we had to attempt to use the very difficult Inverse Kinematics that didn't work well anyways. I feel a little ripped off by school and by Adobe. LOL.

Anyways, I woke up at 7am this morning to actually do a massive amount of minor artwork for the flash, while hopefully, my tablet that I bought, using the power of my Inner Jew, will come tomorrow or Wednesday. I bought it for $28, but I only paid $1.11 out of pocket since I had stuff in my Paypal from people contributing to my fund to buy a WaCom, which I decided I didn't need brand name to get the job done for a while.

I've worn the same wardrobe for 7 years, why should I buy something overpriced anyways?

But, I digress... I've got to get back to work on this.

I will leave you with this:

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I would hire Link or Zelda, because they're easy. They both have their pro's and cons.

Zelda's magic pouch can hold as much as you want, but you've gotta crouch down and press A to enter her.
Link's dong makes anyone friendly do the f*ck walk, but he wants you to lick his butt.

Don't even bothering calling the King's hotline. That's way too many damn numbers.


Posted by fmbray - February 6th, 2010


I dunno. I just don't think 13 year-olds should even be on the internets. You shouldn't be allowed on the internets until you're at least 16. It would cut down on all the f'in loli-trolls.

Loli's are such scum and as a net society, we have to constantly watch after and babysit them.

...And they're not really good at anything until they hit puberty. LOL. Anyways, long story short, I don't like kids at all. They're a real burden on the internet until they can wise up and mature.

Also, here's something that proves my point:

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Posted by fmbray - February 3rd, 2010


Well, I finally made it into the Audio Portal. It took all of two months for it to happen, but now I'm free to post more of my music in there. Finally.

I'm pretty hyped up about tat. It makes me happy. Now, I just have to finish a flash and post it, hopefully, starting my way to internet flash famedom.

But, then again, I don't know how close I'm going to be to that anytime soon, considering I try to make everything perfect. Anyways, bear with me.

Also, keep in mind: Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

~Josh

My Duties as a Citizen of Newgrounds


Posted by fmbray - January 12th, 2010


Well, I finally got a version of Flash, and it happens to be CS4, which I'm not sure how I feel about it. Apparently, there's this new Actionscript 3.0 thing now, and it looks like s PoS and I don't how to use any of the actionscript versions, really, so I guess you could say I'm undecided.

Also, yes, I believe I kinda am a "college dropout" at the moment. I say "dropout" in quotations because the majority of my dropping out had to do with financial aids. It's the only AIDS you can get that helps you, but I'm not good enough to receive it, and apparently, having depression and the health center dodging to diagnose you with anything doesn't help matters when your grades go down the crapper.

Nothing new, since this is the 2nd time it's happened. Oh well, at least I can probably get flash stuff done (in addition to rabidly looking for a job). I'm not too excited about being a corporate whore. Oh well!

Anyways, I am going to leave you with another Youtube Poop, which is the volume of most videos in my favorites list on youtube. (Caution, no sense is made.)

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Posted by fmbray - October 26th, 2009


Well, I'm not really sure what to say, other than I'm gonna start posting some of my art stuff on here.

Also, I've been quite angsty about things and I feel like I'm drifting through life. Yet, I require a degree to be successful in said life? It really pisses me off quite a bit.

But, I just want to complete my degree somehow or other. Within the next 3 years. I'll officially be a senior in BA Spanish next year at university, but, financial aid is quite tight. I just want my degree. Urgh.

Too bad I have to have liberal arts requirements like Communications and Philosophy bullshit out of the way.

Ugh. Hopefully I can start writing for some flash stuff on here soon. I want some of my stuff to come to life on here. For reals.

More later, but I will leave you with this:

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Posted by fmbray - October 18th, 2009


So, a lot has happened this week. I've seen quite a few things here on NG, most notably, turds of the week, which I really really love the "Elephants Fuck Children" one from last week. Mostly because the elephant was pretty hi-res for the animation. But, I can't get enough of how many rpg and SHARK games there are on here. I LOVE me some sharks... and RPGS... sometimes, both combined.

But, that's not what I came here to talk about today. It's more about my love of music, particularly the radio station I work at: WUAG 103.1FM, which is an indie college station, which signals that I am, in fact one of those indie radio fags, but am in no way a scene kid, considering I'm not rail thin enough for such a thing. Also, I actually DO love all the musics in the station, instead of the usual scene kid DJ punks that keep saying: "Oh yeah, I like [insert really fucking cool band name] and I own all their stuff."

Well, I actually do like them and I do own all their stuff.

I went to the best show ever on Tuesday night. Mirah. She's so awesome and she's really close to my style when I'm not rapping. Video there:

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Also, a new band that you should keep an eye on: The Grates (video)

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That's all the life news I have for you, but in the way of art and the likes, I don't really have anything right now. I'm not to sure how to use flash, but I'm not shy with using my scanner to scan up my arts onto the computer and onto here, so stay tuned.